Sunday 6 January 2008

Hole In The Head

Warren John Wilson, 52, was arrested in California for digging holes on a park bike trail as payback for nearly being run down by a cyclist. He faces a single felony count of vandalism.

He was quite busy, nearly 50 holes measuring about 1 foot by 2 feet and some were concealed. Some riders went over their handlebars after hitting the holes, but none reported major injuries.

So the question is: Are all Americans fucking nuts? I suppose he didn't have a rifle to sit and pick them off with so he did this instead.

Then again his logic may be quite sound, just assume that everyone is a cunt and out to get you.
That does get you arrested though. Next time don't walk on a bike trail, that's assuming you were walking when you nearly got ran over, yer just as bad as the cunts who ride their bikes on the footpath. I bet you get confused by things like 'The motor pool.' Its not really a pool you know.

1 comment:

marky said...

Haha that strikes me funny