Sunday, 26 August 2007

A Man Walks Into A Bar


A man with a handgun walked into a bar on the Glen road in west Belfast about 7.30 pm on a Saturday to rob it. What were you thinking dickhead? firstly that's one of the worse times to rob a place and secondly don't fuck with drinking time on a Saturday night.
Annoyed workers and drinkers disarmed the bloke and handed him over to the police.
People in Belfast pubs can usually handle themselves and Saturday night is "fight night" maybe the guy just wanted to go to prison for a long time because that's a good way to do it.



Update


Thomas Maguire, 44 otherwise known as "Dickhead" bought an imitation gun off the Interweb and took it to the pub. After drinking 7 or 8 pints he then thought it was a good idea to point it at the barman, that's when he was taken doon.

He was released on bail of £1,500 and told to report to the police everyday.

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